A small word of advice...

WantsOut's picture

NEVER masturbate unless you are nearby tissues or a toilette. BAD IDEA.

WantsOut's picture

A little dirty, but, meh.

A little dirty, but, meh.

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Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
Remember me to one who live there.
He used to be a true love of mine.

-Ruby-'s picture

actually...

girls can masturbate anywhere.

gaynow's picture

Heh. Yep, another advantage

Heh. Yep, another advantage to being a woman. That, and the clitoris. Oh man, I <3 clitoris. And I'm sure most women on here will agree.

Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader

loreonpravus's picture

amen to that!

amen to that!

jeff's picture

Well...

You can always swallow the evidence.

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"Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment." - Rumi

Add me on Facebook and MySpace.

gaynow's picture

There once was a man from

There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
he said with a grin,
"If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

.......Sorry, but it had to be said. And it's no dirtier than the rest of this thread.

Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader

ShowMeLove's picture

WOW!................

WOW!................LOL

Kkid28's picture

Agreed!

There is something about the Clitoris that is just so amazing! and fun! ;)
and they are umm easier to work with pretty much anywhere you wanted to play!

"I know you can be OVERwhelmed and I know you can be UNDERwhelmed but can you just be Whelmed???
I think you can in Euorope"
-10 things i hate about you!

perple's picture

jack and jill went up the

jack and jill went up the hill
to have a bit of fun
stupid jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son.

Thank goodness i only have to worry about that half the time.

WantsOut's picture

HA! As I entered the room, I

HA!

As I entered the room, I found myself filled with regret. Why am I doing this? All I know is: God can only tell me what I am searching for. I kneel and pray. Truth floods into me. I feel lonely.

yesac's picture

AHHAHA the jack and jill one

AHHAHA the jack and jill one was awesome!